Fails from the Crypt, Part 1

The Magic Balloon, Episode 3: Fails from the Crypt, Part 1

Setting: The living room of Sparkles's house. It is in the wee hours of the morning, and a thunder storm is going on. Sparkles and Buddy are sitting on a couch, watching TV.

Music: Main Boss Castle from New Super Mario Bros.

TV Narrator: Now, we will be back to our unbearably quiet horror movie marathon after these incredibly loud messages!
Sparkles: Nothin' beats B-Movies on a Saturday night, eh, Buddy?
Buddy: Morning, Sparkles. Morning.
Sparkles: Sorry. Hey, waita' second... This movie is about two stupid guys watching TV during a thunderstorm, and talking about Saturday ni-
Buddy: Morning.
Sparkles: ...Morning B-Movies!
Buddy: We'd better run!
Sparkles: Yeah! Or giant claymation spiders will eat us all!
Buddy: That horrible! Wait... This one's not claymation! It's a puppet! That's even worse!
Sparkles: Oh no! Your chronic fear of puppets!
Buddy: *Crying* Why does this have to happen to us?!
Deb*: *Jumps up from behind the couch* RAH!!!
Sparkles and Buddy: GAH!!! *Both pass out*
Deb: Haha! You should've seen the look on your faces! ...Uh, guys? Hellooo?..
Narrator: One drastic conclusion later...
Deb: Oh no! They're not waking up!