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The Magic Balloon, Episode 3: Fails from the Crypt, Part 2
Setting: A creepy hill in the outskirts of Stupid Town that is dark. Like in the previous part, it is late, and thundery. Let's make that a new word. Deb is dressed darkly, carrying two bodybags up the aforementioned hill.
Music: Main Boss Castle from New Super Mario Bros.
Deb: If I could turn back time, I would. I killed my two closest friends, and now I'm talking to myself dramatically. This sucks. Why? WHY?!?! NOW PEOPLE ARE GOING TO THINK THAT I'M SCHIZOPHRENIC!!!
Police: Uh, ma'am? Does there happen to be a problem?
Deb: *Nervously* Uh... N-nope! Nothing at all! N-n-nothing's wrong! Heh... Heh...
Police: Well, uh, you're carrying to bodybags up ol' Creepyass Hill, and your dressed like a runaway criminal, which you probably aren't, seeing how you're a main character with good intentions. Also, you're schizophrenic. May I check those bags?
Deb: NO!!! DON'T!!!
Police: Okay then. Carry on.
Deb: Barely escaped... Well, time to do this thing... With the shovel that I use to stir my signature Ghetto Soup... *Faces viewer* That's right, everyone! Because you can only find Ghetto Soup at the one and only Stupid Town Diner, you'd better hurry up, because the cardboard supplies are limited!
Off-stage TV Narrator: This is not an endorsement.
Deb: Well, then... So long, Sparkles and Buddy... *Takes their carcasses out of the bag, and buries them* I suppose I should do speech or something, but this Episode is already getting pretty long, considering the people I just buried are supposed to be terrorizing town as zombies by now... Oh, crap, they are! Sparkles! Buddy! Get out of your graves right this instant and go terrorize town! Right now, or you're grounded! Get it? Ground?
Drums: B-Dum-CH!!!
Sparkles: But Mooom! Five more minutes!
Buddy: Yeah, Mom.
Deb: I said NOW!!!
Sparkles: Sigh... Fine! *Rises from grave as a zombie* Buddy, you gotta' come, too!
Buddy: I wish I'd never been dead! *Rises from grave as a zombie*
Deb: Now look! You took to long, and now you missed the bus! Er... I mean... The town-terrorizing part! Oh, well. We can do it next Episode. That way, we'll be able to stretch the plot.
Zombie Buddy: Capital idea, Watson!
Zombie Sparkles: That's not my name.
Setting: A creepy hill in the outskirts of Stupid Town that is dark. Like in the previous part, it is late, and thundery. Let's make that a new word. Deb is dressed darkly, carrying two bodybags up the aforementioned hill.
Music: Main Boss Castle from New Super Mario Bros.
Deb: If I could turn back time, I would. I killed my two closest friends, and now I'm talking to myself dramatically. This sucks. Why? WHY?!?! NOW PEOPLE ARE GOING TO THINK THAT I'M SCHIZOPHRENIC!!!
Police: Uh, ma'am? Does there happen to be a problem?
Deb: *Nervously* Uh... N-nope! Nothing at all! N-n-nothing's wrong! Heh... Heh...
Police: Well, uh, you're carrying to bodybags up ol' Creepyass Hill, and your dressed like a runaway criminal, which you probably aren't, seeing how you're a main character with good intentions. Also, you're schizophrenic. May I check those bags?
Deb: NO!!! DON'T!!!
Police: Okay then. Carry on.
Deb: Barely escaped... Well, time to do this thing... With the shovel that I use to stir my signature Ghetto Soup... *Faces viewer* That's right, everyone! Because you can only find Ghetto Soup at the one and only Stupid Town Diner, you'd better hurry up, because the cardboard supplies are limited!
Off-stage TV Narrator: This is not an endorsement.
Deb: Well, then... So long, Sparkles and Buddy... *Takes their carcasses out of the bag, and buries them* I suppose I should do speech or something, but this Episode is already getting pretty long, considering the people I just buried are supposed to be terrorizing town as zombies by now... Oh, crap, they are! Sparkles! Buddy! Get out of your graves right this instant and go terrorize town! Right now, or you're grounded! Get it? Ground?
Drums: B-Dum-CH!!!
Sparkles: But Mooom! Five more minutes!
Buddy: Yeah, Mom.
Deb: I said NOW!!!
Sparkles: Sigh... Fine! *Rises from grave as a zombie* Buddy, you gotta' come, too!
Buddy: I wish I'd never been dead! *Rises from grave as a zombie*
Deb: Now look! You took to long, and now you missed the bus! Er... I mean... The town-terrorizing part! Oh, well. We can do it next Episode. That way, we'll be able to stretch the plot.
Zombie Buddy: Capital idea, Watson!
Zombie Sparkles: That's not my name.
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Part 2 of Episode 3. In this one, Deb buries Sparkles and Buddy, and then they come back to life as zombies, and terrorize the town, because Deb told them to.
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*grabs chest then falls to the ground in a heart attack* THAT IS TOO FUNNY! 