The Magic Balloon, Episode 3: Fails from the Crypt, Part 2
Setting: A creepy hill in the outskirts of Stupid Town that is dark. Like in the previous part, it is late, and thundery. Let's make that a new word. Deb is dressed darkly, carrying two bodybags up the aforementioned hill.
Music: Main Boss Castle from New Super Mario Bros.
Deb: If I could turn back time, I would. I killed my two closest friends, and now I'm talking to myself dramatically. This sucks. Why? WHY?!?! NOW PEOPLE ARE GOING TO THINK THAT I'M SCHIZOPHRENIC!!!
Police: Uh, ma'am? Does there happen to be a problem?
Deb: *Nervously* Uh... N-nope! Nothing at all! N-n-nothing's wrong! Heh... Heh...
Police: Well, uh, you're carrying to bodybags up ol' Creepyass Hill, and your dressed like a runaway criminal, which you probably aren't, seeing how you're a main character with good intentions. Also, you're schizophrenic. May I check those bags?
Deb: NO!!! DON'T!!!
Police: Okay then. Carry on.
Deb: Barely escaped... Well, time to